sketed


1. n- the state of being more drunk than anyone on the planet, surp-ssing even what were thought to be previously unattainable limits; state of drunkness that is beyond comprehension; the effect if which is causing someone to say “man, can’t get any drunker than that,”…and proving them wrong.
1. d-mn, did you see joe last night, he got sketed off of 3/4 a bottle of whiskey.

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