sketometer


this is how skets are measured in order of how dangerous they are to ‘man’ kind and how they should be handled.

youll know by her reputaion…
they go like a traffic light.

green: date that girls shes as inocent as my white sicks.

amber: 1 nite stand only shes been around a bit, no threat.

red: avoid if u value ur s-xual health, shes got stds man.

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