skewege


n. something that’s “close enough” at first glance but closer inspection reveals it is slightly out of whack. further inspection is worse and starts to stink and has a soft moist texture along with a sinking feeling in your stomach. just off enough to muck up your day.

the study of skewege is called ‘hack-onics’.

n. skeweger – one who causes skewege or skeweges things up.
so mr. hack had a cad model @ leading edge consumer electronics company and one edge was 90.00000073 degrees causing the entire model to fail. the model was skewege.

see “riding the failboat”.

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