ski mask

what you put over your head when doing a housecall (hole for the eyes, nose, and mouth)
what happens when you give someone a facial that goes around both eyes and the mouth
i shot it on her face, but she could still see because i gave her a ski mask.
when a man places his underwear over his partners head and then receives oral s-x through the slit in the front of the underwear.
that girl last night blew me but she was really ugly so i gave her a ski mask so i wouldn’t have to look at her
internet def: name made for crackers, wannabe crackers and phreaks who don’t want their real ident-ty to be discovered.

real life: a piece of clothing worn by anyone who doesn’t want their ident-ty to be revealed.
internet def:
f-ckingdum-ss: “what kind of a name is skimask?
skimask: “say goodbye to your computer -sshole”
f-ckingdum-ss: “oh f-ck! oh f-ck! what is error 3546374637? noooooo!!!”

real life def:
mugger: “hand the money over or the b-tch gets it!”
guy: “kill the b-tch if you want but where did you get that fine skimask?”
mugger: “k-mart, got it half off on a sale”
worn by makes who lurk in alleys, looking for rape victims. can also be worn while looting the white mans house.
“check out this new skimask i got”
“is that blood on it?”
“and some s-m-n.”
verb – meaning to cause bodily harm to someone, ie: hit, urk, kick, stab, cut, etc.
if candace, jackie, and lizzy don’t start using my made up verb more often, i will skimask them while they sleep.
when you blow a load on a woman’s face and take her hair and swing it onto her face, sticking to the load.
“i gave gwen a ski mask last night after she robbed my virginity.”

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