ski patrol


a person who helps injured people on at a ski area
the ski patroller named elsa helped me when i broke my leg at nashoba valley
someone who’s looking for free drinks.
don’t talk to that girl, she’s so ski patrol.
the police. law enforcement officials.
the ski patrol rolled up so we dropped our blunts and booked it.
name for a cocaine dealer. the name comes from the appearance of cocaine in its normal, white-powder form (just like snow).
cocaine head: yo, i wanna get f-cked up, lets call up the ski patrol and we’ll split a gram and go skiing.

cocaine head’s friend: ok
people who take care of injured skiers. usually g-y or like to have s-x with little boys. 90% are egotistical, trustfund pretty boys. they are all afraid of snowmakers because the snowmakers are superior to anything they do. snowmakers also steal there glory and there woman. usually there is one patroler that is more hated then any other usually named josh
i got hurt skiing and the ski patrol helped then had s-x with my 12 year old son.

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