skid buffer
a old or worn pair of underwear worn under a nice new pair to prevent skid marks on the new pair.
example 1:
yeah, i wear two pairs of underwear. one as a skid buffer.
example 2:
randy: what’s up, mike?
mike: i’ve got the sh-ts today.
randy: you better use a skid buffer.
mike: good call.
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