skid marks
a line of fecal matter in your underwear that varies in thickness from thin to meaty. usually a result of poor -sswiping skills.
“hey greg! check out these skid marks on grandma’s panties!”
tv ad that stays onscreen during the entire program.
tv advertisers started with logo bugs, moved on to pharts and then graduated to skidmarks. next, they’ll move the program down to one corner of the screen and run continual ads over the remaining 90%.
an elongated stain in the rear of one’s underwear caused by one of the following: 1)rubbing of the underwear on an insufficiently wiped -n-s after excrementing 2)expelling juicy farts (b-tt cheese) into the underwear over an extended period.
“i think my underwear has a skid mark from farting all day”
when someone does not wipe all the p–pies out of there b-tt after a sh-t and it stains there underwear.
kiersten : oh chad let’s get naked and f-ck! f-ck! f-ck!
chad : oh baby you don’t have to tell me that twice!!!
kiersten : oh that’s gross you have skid marks on your undies!
chad : yeah i had mexican for lunch and been sh-tin all day can’t seem to get all the p–p wiped out!
kiersten : uh go take a shower or no f-cky!
chad : maybe you can join me and scrub all the p–pies out for me!
kiersten : uh go f-ck yourself!
skidmarks are brown streaks left on the porcelain bowl of a toilet when someone takes a big firm dump that rubs the porcelain bowl swirling around until it orients itself for exit down the pipes.
who left the skidmarks in the sh-tter!?!
(n.) 1. a thin smearing of sh-t in your underwear or the stain left from the thin smearing of sh-t in your underwear usually caused by excessive farting, an improperly wiped -ss, or a wedgie in a dirty -ss. 2. a term used to describe someone acting like an -sshole.
1. eddie cruz has skidmarks in his chonies! (undies.) gross!
2. quit acting like a total skidmark, f-g!
1. burned rubber marks left by tires peeling out
2. the thin brown line in your undies, especially tightie-whities, caused by insufficient wiping
your skid marks and itchy b-tt don’t just happen kids. you need to wipe better. don’t wipe your heiny with your underpants!
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