skidcro
of or pertaining to the feces that exists in the area of contact between underwear and -n-s that acts to unite them.
girl #1: did you hump that guy last night?
girl #2: f-ck no. dude had skidcro.
girl #1: he did what with the who now?
girl #2: dude was all like, “why don’t you go ahead and make yourself all comfortable on the bed there while i unleash the beast” and then when he pulled off his underwear all i heard was ‘skthwip’.
girl #1: he farted?
girl #2: no.
girl #1: -gag-
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