skills to pwn the bills
very rare skills. not just skills to pay the bills, skills to pwn the bills. i knew this kid called josh who had them and he once wrestled a dead alligator.
me: (tunefully) i got the skills, i got the skills to pwn the bills.
onlooker: what a very peculiar young man. (calls to wife) marion, come over here and hit this young man with your broom!
marion: -totally pwns me-
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