skimf
anything or nothing at all. this may be used to replace any existing word, or to define any current emotion, sight, sound, smell, taste, or feeling. skimf is everything. skimf is nothing. skimf is skimf.
note: skimf is not an acronym.
“hey man, what have you been doing?”
“just skimfing around really.”
“this show is going to really skimf tonight.”
“skimf skimf skimf skimf skimf.”
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