Skin Oyster


a small rare sea creature living between a woman’s legs.
jack: h-llo, shopkeep. i’d like a gallon of your finest milk post-haste!
shopkeep: yo bro, did you totally resuscitate her skin oyster last night?
jack: yes, and dat p-ssy was bomb, and brought back to life, diggity-diggity-dagget.

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