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• Teacupping

  to place your crotch over someone’s face, and then to lower your pelvic region over his/her mouth. it’s not quite teabagging since your pants are still on, and your b-lls aren’t going into his/her mouth. since the teabag goes into the teacup, this act is known as teacupping. kelly got knocked over by lyndon, and […]

• chloroform

  best way to pick up girls. you can then drag them to your windowless black van. excuse me, miss, does this rag smell like chloroform to you? a heavy liquid (chcl3) which, when vapors are inhaled, causes strong anesthetic effects. thought to be carcinogenic, toxic to the heart and liver. abuse can cause sudden death. […]

• fort knox

  with reference to the military post in kentucky: tightly secure; impossible to infiltrate. her pants are harder to get into than fort knox. military(primarily army)post in kentucky, near radcliffe. has d.o.d. (department of defense) schools such as kingsolver, mudd, scott, walker, fort knox high school, and macdonald. fort knox is well known for being the […]

• LSHMFGSFO

  laughing so hard my f-cking g string fell off “lshmfgsfo”. epic. win.

• fried gold

  fried gold, meaning ‘great’ or ‘perfect’ replaced the phrase ‘textbook’ in the sp-ced dvd commentry and also appeared in shaun of the dead. the phrase was invented by nick frost, who is also a firm believer that dogs can’t look up. ‘see that, it’s fried gold.’ ‘look at aida’s expression – it’s fried gold!’ ‘how’s […]

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