skinnyjeanification
it’s like gentrification, except instead of greenpoint brooklyn turning into a non binary safe sp-ce farmers market catering to dot com zillionaires and trustafarians… imagine if john wayne’s grandchildren insisted on crying about the oppressive tyranny of patriarchy in the american midwest during football season…
what do mean i can’t drink pbr in the parking lot? am i still in america? or, has the skinnyjeanification of a once proud nation consummated a society of lactose intolerant candy–ssed b-tches?
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