Skip to my Toot


the act of farting while you skip in mid air. in reference to the professional basketball player rafer alston who is more commonly known in his streetball days as “skip to my lou”.
“dude you just missed it! that kid just pulled a ‘skip to my toot’! kid just tooted in mid air while he was skippin!”

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