skirrtbird
normally used as a verb to describe a fast-moving action or style with an upbeat purpose. also can be construed as a reference to the concept of skateboarding- usually the actual skateboard itself- in a millenial-oriented setting.
hey guys we should skirrtbird to happy hour later i hear it’s gonna be packed with girls.
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