Skiteles
pr-nounced skite-alls. a popular game/past-time originating at cavendish castle, london. bottles of beer are consumed which, once empty, form the “skiteles”. one skitle per compet-tor is lined up at the start of the game. skitles must be two inches apart. a tennis ball is then tossed at the skiteles from approximately 5 metres range. one bounce only is permitted prior to the “skite drop” (the moment the ball hits ths skiteles). if no skitles are knocked down a full bottle of beer is downed by the player with the toss(known as a “skitleleman”) and that empty bottle is added to the game. for every skitele that is knocked down, one digit of beer is -ssigned to the other competing skitlemen. the winner is the last skitleman standing. if a skitleman is sick he is out of the game.
colin: “anyone for a game of skiteles?”
robbie: “aye, i’ll play.”
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