skittle pocket
(noun) a slang term for v-g-n-; typically used by men who are describing what life would be like if they had a v-g-n-.
girl 1: i would love to have a p-n-s. life would be so much easier.
guy 1: if i had a v-g-n- i’d store things in it.
guy 2: yeah man, i’d keep skittles in mine.
guy 3: it’d be a skittle pocket!
girl 2: you can’t put skittles in there. they’d fall out!
girl 1: and you’d get a terrible yeast infection.
guy 1: then i’d install a zipper!
guy 2: and at least i’d always have skittles on me!
guy 3: skittle pocket!
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