skivvin
a geordie word for masturbation, usually done discreetly and under the bedsheets.
tom doherty! you better not be skivving in that bedroom of yours!
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- Skramming
the act of fortifying your inner wolf by tasting the guac that your father made last christmas. “sorry dude, i’ve been busy skramming all day, gotta be ready for next week”
- twat breeze
a rather foul smelling expenditure of air from the v-g-n- that occurs conveniently during mealtime. “did you smell gertrude’s tw-t breeze? it made me cough up my rice pudding.”
- twat dung
when a woman wont shut the f-ck up, what comes out of her mouth is reffered to as tw-t dung. that b-tch wont stop talking about womens rights… im starting to smell some nasty tw-t dung.
- twong
song that you may twerk to yo this is my twong an extremelly dopey person g-d, thomas mcgecky is a right twong aint he pinch and pull d-mn! mark needs to be twonged!!! asian street slang for “p-n-s” do you like chineese food??? well eat the twong!!!!!
- He breaks your heart I break his legs
a phrase usually used by a guy to tell a girl that if another guy hurts her emotionally that he’s there for her. example: he will beat the living sh-t out of the other guy so that when his mother looks at him she says “jesus f-cking mary doggystyle christ what happened?” most commonly used […]