Skiwi
a swiss person that desperately wants to be a new zealander. signs to look out for: inappropriate tribal or polynesian tattoos and a dodgy accent.
yannick staubli is such a skiwi
a skiing kiwi
native to new zealand
the skiwi thought that he could ski
but couldn’t turn and hit a tree
used as an abreviation for southern kiwi
a native of new zealand specifically living in the south island.
pseudonym used by the online ent-ty “southern kiwi”
skiwi is one of the clan elders for the online gaming community known as vc clan
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