skjöldr


first king of denmark, purveyor of chaos.
gaahh! ohh, yes! it is i, skjöldr, first king of denmark and purveyor of chaos. i have been summoned to this boy’s fragile, fat body, for many reasons, one of them being that he became too sweaty to control his own psyche, and i was able to slip in and take over. thankfully, i came at the right time, as i am here to devour chaos and confusion, and something tells me i’ll find plenty of both in these so-called, “prank videos”!

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