Skordalia


a nasty but tasty type of yeast infection which can be used as a food spread in case of emergencies.
billy: ah sh-t we just ran out of cottage cheese.

carter: dont worry man, i nailed this manky b-tch last night and she left some skordalia residue on my sheets.

billy: awesome, i’ll just whack it on a cracker.
a serious and incurable medical condition that women get on their f-nny and which looks like cottage cheese and gives off a stench similar to garlic and bile. most women get it from having too much intercourse or sleeping with men that look like birds. if you are born a manky b-tch or have a minge demon, you automatically have skordalia.
tammy: whats that nasty smell??

selena: oh thats just sarah. she had s-x with a falcon and now she has a bad case of skordalia on her f-nny.

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