skrat
cross between “sk-nk and “rat”. not to be confused with a bimbo, who at least knows what she’s doing, a skrat is a misguided, clueless girl typically in the 13-15 age bracket. a skrat is obsessed with boys, “gets” with a lot of them, binge drinks, etc. she implies that her behaviour is an effort to prove her “womanhood”, “independence” and “rebelliousness”, but her true motives – a desire to be cool, to impress people and become popular – are painfully obvious.
skrats can be easily recognised by the way the brag about things anyone else would find embarr-ssing: their hangovers/what they did when drunk/how many boyfriends they’ve had. their everyday speech is somewhat incoherent and their typing is even worse(s-xy_bich says: i heart u cuz ur leik da htst tng on da plnt!11! lol). they always, always, always idolise christina aguilera.
i know i’m reminding you of someone. use the word in a sentence today:
“shut up, you little skrat- you’re a living joke.”
a word that reffers to a female. a cross breed between two types of human cl-ssifications. sk-nk- nasty, unfaithful, lier. hoodrat- trashy, sleezy, non-moral following individual. a skrat is a woman who has the inability to stand true to her relationship while her spouse is away for longer periods of time.
while her husband was deployed overseas, that skrat decided to visit the bar alot and take men (or women) home to satisfy her emotional and s-xual needs.
a type of creature that is most active and prolific during the summer months. it spends its winter life dormant into bas-m-nt apartments where it disrupts its owner with daily nuisances such as; killing goldfish and making nests. dirty fowl creature that makes very loud noises at any point of the day. these vocalizations can often be repet-tive and cause migraines after a long night of hitting the york. fortunately the last skrat has been spayed and there will no longer be any descendants terrorizing the meadow vole and grackle populations in ontario.
can also be used as a verb.
“skraaaaat atat, stop opening doors”
“skrat, your scheming level must drop before i pellet gun you”
“skrat, stop bringing in meadow voles to our bas-m-nt!”
“stop skrating like a lindzoid
a prehistoric squirrel
skrat: as portrayed in the movie ice age
kyla’s a skrat,she’s a skrat skratskratskratskratskratskrat
klya’s a skrat, skratskratskratskratskrat
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