Skrelnick
word used by the character olaf (silent bob’s russian cousin) in clerks, supposed to be russian, but really just a made-up word by kevin smith who was trying to think of a word that sounded russian. also spelled “skrelnik” at times.
jay: olaf, girl nice?
olaf (looks jay’s lady friend over): skrelnick!
jay: that’s f-cked up, man.
jay’s lady friend: what did he say?
jay: i don’t know, man, but this guy’s a character.
f-cked up russian nonsense
olaf, girl nice?
olaf: skrelnick.
jay: that’s f-cked up, man.
veronica: what did he say?
jay: i don’t know man, but this guy is a character
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