skrimpdick
noun: a abnormally small p-n-s resembling the size of the commonly known crustacean (0.1 to 1 inch)
noun: a man that portrays characteristics similar to a man with a small p-n-s.
noun: one that isn’t fortunate enough to have a big dog d-ck.
i was about to get some head from a sl-t, but she laughed at me due to my skrimpd-ck.
girl 1: so how was that sushi place last night?
girl 2: everything was going fine until we got our food and he starting acting real weird
girl 1: so what happened after dinner?
girl 2: he came back to my place and i couldn’t wait to f-ck him. once i took his pants off i realized what was wrong at dinner.
girl1: what?
girl 2: he had a skrimpd-ck and i ordered skrimp. i feel so sorry for him.
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