skritch


the sound made when stroking your mustache with the outside of your index finger while in deep thought during a meeting.
he must really be in deep thought over there, i can hear the skritch from this side of the room.
a phone. particularly a cell phone.
ay, shut it! i’m talkin’ on da skritch!
skritch is a lush person who pretty much every girl loves.
man, look at skritch!!
lol thats right we love skritch’s adorable brother! no we love you besides your brother! he’s just like a wonderful benefit lol
great person to be around, and a great bestest friend!
skritch has an awesome older brother.

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