skrumpleton
1. noun. (literally,) a sk-nky, frumpy, simpleton.
2. noun. an unpleasant woman; a fishwife.
3. noun. a generally disappointing individual, (male, female, or other.)
4) adjective. of or pertaining to one who could be described as a scrumpleton.
a) typically paired with a descriptor such as ‘pure,’ ‘total,’ or ‘complete.’
(as in, “he/she/it is pure skrumpleton.”)
5) noun. a disreputable town or area; (a “skrumple town,” if you will.)
sadly, some of my closest friends have devolved into skrumpletons lo these many months.
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