Skulduggery Pleasant
a bad-ss series of novels written by the golden g-d, derek landy. the books follow the adventures of skulduggery pleasant, a skeletal crime fighter, magician, and detective. along with skulduggery is his ragtag bunch of supernatural friends, such as valkyrie cain, his teenage sidekick, ghastly bespoke, a scarred tailor, and tanith low, a sword-wielding adept. think about what you are missing!!
(skulduggery pleasant is interrogating kenny, who was at the scene of a crime)
skulduggery: can i call you kenny?
kenny: sure.
skulduggery: it’s important that we build up a level of trust, so i can catch you completely unprepared when i suddenly accuse you of murder.
an amazing series of books written by derek landy. it follows the adventures of a skeleton sorcerer/detective (skulduggery pleasant) and his partner-in-crime valkyrie cain. they go around saving the world and such likes with other characters such as tanith low, ghastly bespoke, fletcher renn, erskine ravel and much more. in my opinion, the books are absolutely fantastic – witty, clever, surprising you at every turn, full of shocks and surprises. if you haven’t read them yet, give them a go – you won’t regret it.
valkyrie allowed herself a moment, then went back to the door. there were squad cars all over the place, guards milling around the street and barking orders into walkie-talkies. the poor guy she’d kneed in the groin stood hunched over by an ambulance, and the cop margaret had struck stood nearby, glowering.
the bentley pulled up, and she waited until the cops had stopped admiring it before stepping out and running over. she jumped in.
skulduggery looked at her, then looked at all the cops. ”your doing?” he asked. she nodded, and he sighed as they pulled away.
”ok then, who tried to kill you this time?”
person 1: ”have you read the new skulduggery pleasant book, kingdom of the wicked?”
person 2: ”i’m nearly finished. it’s so good, isn’t it?”
person 1: ”absolutely!”
Read Also:
- Difle
a fart designated from the d-ck that is often silent but always smelly. the old man’s wide p-n-s let out a smelly, rancid difle in the grocery store.
- Dingleberry Bob
1-noun. a compet-tion in which contestants bob for dingleberries (similar to bobbing for apples). this involves multiple men/women licking one man/womans -sshole in hopes of coming out with the most dingleberries. 2-adj. an derogatory name used to poke fun of those who may be smaller, rounder, slower, and/or smellier than the norm. most commonly used […]
- dingleberry puller whore
is a nasty b-tch that likes to invite men and women to take a dump at her house, she intentionally provides you with low quality toilet paper and has a sign that says “please wet the paper before whipping”, to make sure the victim builds enough and proper dingle berries, as the victim leaves the […]
- Dirty Fotini
the act of smearing honey-coated baklava on a greek girl’s face while f-cking her from behind and wearing a pink faxing helmet, red clown nose, and a backpack. also known as the “dirty t-tle agent” “man, chris gave tina that dirty fotini again last night”
- Fagatomicalmasterificalgarfoonganschizlefonbonfarglecakenstein
pr-nunciation: \ˈf-gə-ˈtä-mik’elˈmas-tərifikalˌgä-r-ˈfü-ngləˈskit-ˌsȯlefonbonˈfarg-əlˈkākˈīn-ˌstīn/ an over-abundance of a collection of senseless m-ss. dude your room is such a f-gatomicalmasterificalgarfoonganschizlefonbonfarglecakenstein pile.