skull fuck

a term used to describe the method of doing manual labor by totally disregarding any thought process. doing something the hardest way possible, with no help of mechanization. yet requires no intellectual thought. task duration always exceeds all other methods, yet completion is always reached. overall quality of task is also at a minimum.
hand me that shovel, leaning up to the fully operational backhoe, so we can skull-f-ck this m-ssive hole and get it dug.
1.the act of grabbing a partner’s skull and putting your d-ck in their mouth, grabbing their skull and holding it still, therefore having s-x with their skull.
2. a variation of face f-ck
“as she was giving me head, she didn’t go down deep enough on me, so i skull f-cked her instead.”
v. the action of inserting one’s erect p-n-s into the eye-socket of another person and proceeding to thrust your hips back and forth, thereby “f-cking” their skull.
“look at me while i skullf-ck you”
a derogatory term used to describe the violent incertion of the p-n-s into the mouth. in most cases the male or female on the giving end makes little movement, while the participent on the giving end thrusts their hips.
“b-tch, i will skull f-ck the sh-t out of you.”
v. 1) to remove an/the eye of an ent-ty (usually the mammilian boned creature, h. sapian) from it socket and insert a phallus, or phallic object into the cavity, repeatedly. in the case of an actual p-n-s being inserted, ocular-fornication is continued until -j-c-l-t–n.
n. a reference to “full metal jacket”
“i’m gonna give you three seconds, exactly three f-ckin’ seconds, to wipe that stupid lookin’ grin off your face or i will gouge out your eyeb-lls and skull-f-ck you! ” -sgt. hartman, full metal jacket
the act of forcefully inserting one’s p-n-s in and out of a facial orifice of the human skull–hence, “skullf-ck”.

the most socially acceptable orifice to penetrate is the mouth, as this is already a widely accepted way of engaging in s-xual activity; however, the eye sockets, nostrils and even ear c-n-ls can be engaged, depending on the partner’s willingness to get a c-ck rammed into any one of the aforementioned orifices. what separates a typical bl-wj-b from the skullf-ck is the force and velocity required to achieve skullf-ck status. for this, a popular scale has been invented by aww smeh m, measured in “skullf-cks” (sfk).

a female performing oral s-x on a male at a moderate intensity would create about 0.00001567 sfk, whereas for a typical bl-wj-b to be considered a skullf-ck, one would need to generate at least 0.005 sfk of force, which only the hips are capable of doing.

the most intense skullf-ck ever recorded was performed by chuck norris, who skullf-cked his victim so hard it generated 49 sfk and therefore vaporized his victim’s skull. the resulting -rg-sm from the aforementioned chuck norris skullf-ck is typically referred to as an “avalanche” by us mere mortals.

skullf-cking usually results in the female gagging, so sufficient practice and c-ck-sucking experience does tend to help new pract-tioners to the n-ble art of, as the french would say, le skullf-ck.
pete: i skullf-cked rossi so hard last night i fractured his nose and his jaw is now rendered incapable of performing its duties.

aww smeh m: did you skullf-ck any rigs last night?
pvt. paul jack sh-tc-nt sparta barta: oi mate, her face looked like a jackson pollock painting after i was through with that hoe.
when somebody is f-cked through the eye socket. i wouldn’t know what it feels like, but it’s probably nice.
john: i skullf-cked lisa yesterday.
action verb. when a person is giving head to another and the person receiving places one or two hands on the givers head, and proceeds to forcefully shove their p-n-s inside the mouth.
i skull-f-cked that b-tch, and she bite my p-n-s.

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