skull sealer


someone that sews their victim’s eyes ears and mouth closed in order to deprive them of their senses. a skull sealer strives to create a mind without in eternal darkness and silence alone with its own thoughts. once mentioned in a defendant’s opening statement during a murder trial, a clip which is often played on the preston and steve show (93.3 wmmr)
i appologize to anyone who’s been offended by my fictional creations: crisagone, the philosopher of evil and the skull sealer.

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