skumping


the act of skateboarding long distances over flats and inclines without touching foot to ground, using perpetual surf-like pumping motions, sometimes switching between “goofy” and “standard” pump stances. longboards for sk-mping are generally in the 36″ – 43″ length range with 25″+ wheelbases, longer than skateboards used in giant slalom racing.
“that dude’s sk-mping uphill!”

“we just finished a 10 mile sk-mp session!”
having video s-x(humping) while on skype…..sk-mping
playing with your self on video chat(skype)
i heard my roommate jane sk-mping with her boyfriend….i guess they miss each other so much……
the act of taking a dump while on skype.
admit it, you have found yourself on the phone while on the cr-pper. sk-mping is the evolution of this act.

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