skunk funk
the lavish aroma of sm-gm- (a cheesy substance beneath the foreskin of an uncirc-mcised p-n-s).
in exaggerated cases, the odor of the “skunk funk” can be life threatening due to bacteria from a yeast infection(which has symptoms that include redness, swelling, and a pasty discharge).
1.
girl(1):so how was it last night with ryan?
girl(2): eh, i’d rather not talk about it…
girl(1): why, whats wrong?
girl(2): after going down on ryan i…
girl(1):you what?
girl(2): i ended up with the worst case of skunk funk breath!
girl(1): ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
2. “doctor i think i might need some antibiotical cream for my skunk funk..its really putting a damper on my s-x life”
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