skunk warp


being so stoned that the time-sp-ce continuum appears to be altered. i.e. car headlights leave a trail of light as if going at warp speed, you feel like you’re travelling much faster than you actually are.
blue – ‘are we going really fast?! it feels like we’re going really fast!!!’

red – ‘nah, we’re only going 10mph, speed up a bit… how fast does it feel?’

blue – ‘about 40mph! whoa, i just got caught in a skunk warp!’

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