skurkin the durkin


skurkin’ the durkin. to skurk the durk. to jack off/w-nk/spank the monkey/ choke charlie till he throws up/charm the cobra/m-ssage the purple headed warrior/ect
man. last night at ethan’s, i totally walked in on his little brother alex skurkin his durkin! it even made me start skurkin the durkin, all of a sudden, all of us were skurkin our durkins! it was such a great night.

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