SKWAJ


(n) any gelatinous substance that’s sticky & gleams in the sunlight.

(v) to completely f-ck up; to j-zm over an extended distance

can also be used as an interjection, serving as a family-friendly alternative to “sh-t!” when b-mping into hard objects.
dude, what’s that skwaj on your cheek.

i really skwaj’d that test question.

skwaj, i’m out of toilet paper!

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