skwiid
the coolest most awesome person in the entire world. they are more perfect than you can comprehend. they are adorable, awesome, beautiful, funny and the most enjoyable person ever.
person 1: wow, keegen is so cool!
person 2: yeah, i know! he’s such a skwiid!
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- gesticurbating
the act of masturbating (arousing ones self until climax) while gesticulating (to flail arms about excitedly) (verb) me: what’s you do this weekend? her: i tried gesticurbating, wow what a rush!
- eyebrow whore
a wh-r- with eyebrows she’s such an eyebrow wh-r-
- mouth icicle
when a man has given a bl-wj-b and has c-m dripping on the side od his mouth hey bro, you have a bit of a mouth icicle there
- oatmeal vagina
when you fill her v-g-n- with rolled oats and f-ck her until clumpy seamen begins to seep out. your sister and i got real kinky last night. let’s just say she has a nasty oatmeal v-g-n-.
- tasleem
tasleem is a a hard working village girl, usually from nairobi, the congo or kenya, or even northampton. she cooks, she cleans and she can almost read. generally a great girl to have in your cupboard under the stairs. that tasleem girl sure can clean villager