sky daddy

euphemism for god
go cry to your sky daddy
a derogitory term for g-d, coined by guthrie devine
“i will pray for you to see the light”

“how about you actually try and provide an arguement to support your possition, instead of asking your magical sky daddy to brainwash me?”
a big daddy in the sky in whom most people believe, but no one has seen. he’s a really nice guy unless you fail to submit to his will and/or doubt his existence, because then he will punish you forever. he’s also kind of n-z- about who you have s-x with. but hey, a buddy is a buddy right?
it’s a bird. it’s a plane. no, it’s skydaddy!
juvenile term used by atheist idiots when referring to g-d who is fully established in logic and philosophy by use of deductive reasoning, the first cause argument and the scientific principle of causality. no theist believes in a “magical man in the sky” and the concept of the “supreme g-d” has existed throughout history.
jimmy the mentally r-t-rded atheist: you believe in a sky daddy!!

me: actually i’m a deist so i don’t believe in g-d as a “loving father” and i simply believe in g-d as deductive reasoning allows, so he is the instigator behind creation and all the mechanisms and systems of the universe including the evolution you worship so much. i’m christian because i believe in the teachings of christ who you hate so much. everything i say has logical grounding unlike atheism which is contrary to causality.