skynder syndrome


a condition that some feral creatures in the furry community suffer from. despite being four legs (therefore built like normal animals), they have somehow been born with (usually) over-sized gazongas on their upper chest. this definition is derived from the original huge-b–bed version of skylanders cynder, aka skynder. also, what the f-ck were you thinking, activision? there are feminists who play that game with the emasculated and/or man-hating kids! don’t you know feminists are allergic to huge t-ts? you should have pandered by making her a land whale, not a goth!!!
oh, my f-cking god! not another four-legged animal with skynder syndrome! i mean, come on! at least give your characters proper anatomy!

*goes on the furry website and makes a journal*
ugh, your community is so disgusting. f-ck this, i’m never logging into one of these d-mn furf-g websites again! yiff in h-ll, you little xenophiles.
*makes a journal two days later*
bawww! i’m sorry for being such a drama-causing little sh-t-stain! please forgive me! #furrydrama #:( #sorry #yiffisgreat

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