Skypanking
cooperative masturbation on the skype chat application. when only one person is engaged in this activity, it is referred to as solo-skypanking. when the other person is unaware what you are doing it is secretagentskypanking.
“my b-lls were blue, but thanks to skypanking now i can e-f-ck/if-ck my way round the world.
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