Skype my dad


a popular phrase in austin with suspect canadian origins. often involves a young blonde man flinging traditionally prepared german schnitzel off of his p-n-s into the mouth of a more senior partner kneeling 10-12 feet away. at the moment of -j-c-l-t–n the boy is compelled to scream “good morning dad!” and the resulting meat scr-ps and s-m-n are then cleaned up and consumed by both parties, family style. a morning activity, often performed on cobblestone streets in close proximity to work colleagues.
“i don’t usually come to breakfast since it’s the only time i can skype my dad.”

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