Skypenificant Other
that’s when you’re forced to see your partner/spouse/etc only via skype for a period of time. a play of skype + significant other, if you have a skypenificant other, it means that (a) you’re in a long-distance relationship and (b) skype is your weapon of choice for all forms of communication (both sfw and nsfw).
– hey, what are you doing during lunch break?
– sorry, dude, not available. i’m having lunch while talking to my skypenificant other, i promised we’d talk today!
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