Skyrimming
the act of attempting to climb steep mountains/hills by jumping at various angles repeatedly in video games instead of trying to find the actual path that was intended to be used. most commonly done while playing skyrim, but can be performed in other games as well, with varying success depending on the video game and the mountain/hill in question.
“the path is over there, what are you doing?”
“paths are for the weak. i’m skyr-mm-ng this.”
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sk-eye-rim-ming: the act of abandoning your friends, family, work and other such social and physical obligations to sit in your underpants for a protracted length of time (possibly years) playing skyrim.
alternatively r-mm-ng someone while jumping out of an airplane at 40,000 feet. see also ‘riming
bill was skyr-mm-ng, now his dog and his children are dead. yay! dragons!
playing the game skyrim while giving or receiving a rim job.
“oh man i loved skyr-mm-ng with erica last night.”
“dude, i don’t want to know about your s-x life or your video game life.”
this is the act of eating someone’s -ss while they are tethered to an operating ceiling fan.
“i was totally sky-r-mm-ng her last night”
“did the ceiling fan rip out of the ceiling?”
“no, she’s anorexic.”
“nice, how did her -ss taste?”
“like sh-t.”
“did you get dizzy?”
“of course, the fan was on.”
having your partner stick his/her b-tt as high as possible in the air, and then going to town kissing or licking with the mouth.
she was feeling extra kinky last night and our xbox broke, so we resorted to skyr-mm-ng.
taking a cr-p without placing your -ss on the toilet seat. initially, it was used to describe someone playing the game, skyrim, however, the much usage has modified it to mean someone who is taking a cr-p while only squatting over the toilet seat, out of fear that he contracts mononucleosis, or just to not get comfortable enough where the cr-p taking experience becomes worthwhile; in other words, he or she is in a hurry.
dude, give me a second, i’m skyr-mm-ng right now.
bro, i am skyr-mm-ng to make that appointment at 3:00.
verb~ licking someones -sshole in an airplane
bob: hey have you ever done any skyr-mm-ng?
jim: yeah i love elder scrolls!
bob: naw man my girl licked my -ss on the airplane when we went on our honeymoon.
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