Sleep Herding


a pastoralist model of sleep, whereby we catch chunks of free-range sleep as it wanders by, rather than the agricultural model we are used to, farming huge 8-hour tracts of open nighttime.
i only got 2 hours of sleep last night, but that’s ok; i’m practicing sleep herding. i’ll grabs a few naps later today, then maybe 4 hours tomorrow.

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