Slaank


sl-a-nk.

1 sl-t + sk-nk = slaank.

2 a sl-t: puts out for anyone. a sk-nk: is an illusion on a sl-t, they look trashy but don’t go any farther.
3 a slaank is a sl-ty as sk-nk. disgusting and may carry stds. worse than a sl-t because they look trashy. worse then a sk-nk because they put out. sadly they kill the thrill of a place, upon seeing a slaank many people ditch the area, hoping to get away without an encounter.
person 1 : “oh, there goes another slaank.”

person 2 : “this club is hopping with slaanks.”

slaank approaching.

person 1 : “oh h-ll no..”
person 2 : “yes it is time to go.”

“you’re such a slaank!” — proper useage.

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