Slab Slayers


slab slayers are an elite group of men who are the worlds best river, lake, and pond fishermen. they catch b-ss, pike, cat fish, wall eye, perch and many more. to join this group you have to catch a big slab (fish) from and river, lake, or pond. then you send it in to the slab slayer group located on facebook. if your slab is worthy enough you will get a invatation to the slab slayers community. if you choose to accept, you will be a part of some of the worlds greatest fishermen.
today i was fishing and the slab slayers showed up. they were slayin the slab everywhere i looked catching fish 6 to 15 inches long. one day i hope to be worthy enough to slay the slab. with the slab slayers.

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