Slabber Cabbage
a person who spills and dribbles their food over themselves, the table, floor, sofa, duvet, and other people, and is either oblivious to it or else wallows in the stomach-churning sensation it causes in onlookers. the god of sloppy eaters.
she’s such a slabber cabbage
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