slackenitis
a very severe condition of being a slacker. commonly diagnosed by continual refusal to work, be helpful, or show energy for getting things done. unable to complete a job from start to finish. is highly contagious in the workplace, home, or anywhere productivity is commonplace.
some other symptoms are: asking other employees over to your water cooler bringing them away from doing work also.(aka – slackenitis’s desk to play music, talk about bands, or any other non-work related subjects)
slackenitis:
joshua i can’t come to work today (usually on monday or friday), as i have headache.
boss do you have some sort of medical condition causing these headaches every monday and friday?
joshua yes, i have shaky leg syndrome, which leads to headaches on mondays and fridays.
boss please stay home, as i think you have slackenitis, and we don’t want it to spread to the other employees.
(people use lots of different excuses when they have slackenitis, including: headache, son/daughter is sick, shaky leg syndrome, traffic is bad etc.)
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