slacknant


the term used to generalize a pregnant woman who is also a slacker. the disease results in the mother giving birth to slacker children. while in the womb, the fetus(es) brains are genetically altered and programmed with the art of procrastination and slacking through the bond of the obilical cord. this results in the child being lazy, a procrastinator, and a slacker

this bond can only be broken through the process of hard work of the mother while the child is in the womb or disconnecting the bond between child and mother where the mother can still slack but the child learns to excel.
if you partic-p-te in being a slacker while being pregnant you will have slacker children. the term used for this behavior is: slacknant.

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