Slackturbating


when one should be doing work, but m-st-rb-t-s instead

synonym to procrastibating
andrew: shouldn’t ansell be studying for his biochemistry exam?

darrin: yea, but he hasn’t stopped slackturbating since he discovered adam’s crying panda videos online

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