Sladger
a large land-dwelling omnivorous mammal, the technical and biological term for the offspring of a sloth and a badger. only several specimen have been raised in captivity, with reports of their behaviour being downright violent even to their offspring. their collective term is a ‘cavalcade of sladgers’.
“you know the world has a messed up ecosystem when there are only an estimated one hundred sladgers left in the wild.”
a big yellowy greeny t-rd, similar to diarrhoea, but with many many chunks of carrot, sweetcorn, mushroom, and hair in it.
mate, i just did a f-cking sladger in my pants, it felt real good!
Read Also:
- Slafternoon
when the time in the afternoon is going by very. very slowly. peep 1: is it quitting time yet? peep 2: no it is only 2:30 peep 1: wow, the time is dragging…this is the worst slafternoon ever.
- Slippery Dottie
when you get in the shower to wash yourself and you have to take a sh-t and when you go to sit on the seat your cheeks start sliding. man i hate getting a slippery dottie now i will have mud b-tt.`
- slivertongue
a rape victim a wh-r- a internet troll carpefile raped silvertongue in the -ss.
- Slobbery Long John
also known as “slobbery long jawn”. after receiving a bl-w j-b from a girl on the top bunk of bunk beds, the act of jumping down to the ground in such a way that your slobbery, erect p-n-s slaps the person occupying the bottom bunk in the face. now you are really gonna get it… […]
- slop rot
a dirty sk-nk hoe who has slop oozing out of her hang low that crusty old b-tch left her slop rot all over her chair