sladzene


n. gentleman’s reading matter containing no visual references to members of the opposite gender in a state of undress.
derivation: conjugation of salad (i.e. no meat), lad’s and magazine
the bird said she’d buy me some adult reading matter to occupy me on the cr-pper, but all she got was a sladzene!

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